This is a golf course, Westchester Golf Course, annually over 20,000 golfers play here. That’s where I come in, I’m the superintendent. The following you are about to read is by some accounts, gibberish, to others a highly refined skill in communication. The goal is to enlighten you as to what is happening around the golf course. The information, presented in a humorous manner is intended to factually educate you about golf course maintenance. Remember, golf is a game, it’s played on grass.
Introduction to be read similar to Jack Webb (from the original Dragnet).